How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
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And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
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My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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