ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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