but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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