I wish I only lived at night.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
How's work?
Spinning.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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