Betty ford says i'm here all night
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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