I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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