Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
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I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
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Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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