I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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