All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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