so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
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theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
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You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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