just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
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I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
This is the high leading the old right now
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You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
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