p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
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There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
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According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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