I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
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The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
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I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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