MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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