Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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