OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
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i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
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She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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