Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
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Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
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im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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