Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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