I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Randomize
