You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
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It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
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I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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