fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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