i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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