The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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