I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
did i just pee glitter
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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