The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
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So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
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I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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