you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I have grass duct taped all over my body
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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