Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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