HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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