Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
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