I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
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I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
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Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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