Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
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you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
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He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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