i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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