Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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