What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I touched a dick in church today
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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