my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Randomize
