oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
so let's talk penis.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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