My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
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there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
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When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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