either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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