God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
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