Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
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you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
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I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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