come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
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