and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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