Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
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In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
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After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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