ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
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boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I feel like death gave me a hand job
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BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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