Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Michael Bay diarrhea
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Randomize
