So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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