I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I supernannyed him into submission
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Randomize