I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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