i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
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Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
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We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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