I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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