talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
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I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
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If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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