My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
