Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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