just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
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You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
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I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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